• in my head: constructs witty and insightful answers to interview questions for when I'm famous
• ordering at a restaurant: please i the soup want

rihannafntys:

Rihanna being sassy

shez-a-bitch:

Rih is the best!!!!!

As soon as you walk out my door i’m gonna call a hundred times

torsos:

i don’t give blowjobs i give blowcareers

do i even need to say something

lirrylirry:

this is literally the best thing in the entire world

alltimeboners:

things that are enjoyable:

• showers

things that are not enjoyable:

• getting in the shower
• getting out of the shower

wtf?

samjoonyuh:

Some days I feel like Beyonce and some days I feel like Rihanna…